May, 2001. Not long ago I was this small. Yeah, it's embarassing. But as the saying goes, "Good things come in small packages," right? Ah, what do people know, anyway? They shoulda said, "Highly explosive, extremely dangerous, wild and wicked fierce feline bicolor master kittens rule, rule, RULE!!!" People. They're monkeys! Oh well, eventually you have to forgive 'em cause they have the better food. They stockpile the freakin' Fancy Feast like it's gonna be a nuclear explosion. My advice? I don't have any, yet. Still workin' on it. Get back to ya.

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